The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The QB looks at Coker exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.