The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.