The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.