The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.
- Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.