The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coker is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.