The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.