The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coker gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
87%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.