The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.