The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Coker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.