The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.