The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Coker, Coker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.