The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.