The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.