The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.