The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coker does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
79%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.