The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.