The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.