The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.