The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Coker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.