The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Coker gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.