The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
82%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.