The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
75%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.