The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.