The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.