The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.