The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.