The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coker tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Coker, Coker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.