The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.