The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.