The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.