The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.