The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.
75%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.