The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Coker, Coker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.