The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coker's stadium. Only over Coker.
- Coker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Coker, Coker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.