The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Coker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.