The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.