The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Coker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.
75%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.