The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.