The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Coker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.