The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coker was due a breakout.
- Ref: "Number Coker, that's a flag." Coker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.