The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Coker
Jalen Coker · CAR · WR
“Coker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coker's week
- Coker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Holy Cross's biggest rival.
- Coker gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Coker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Coker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Coker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.