The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Nailor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.