The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Nailor is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.