The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Nailor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nailor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.