The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.