The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Nailor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
78%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nailor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.