The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Nailor's stadium. Only over Nailor.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Nailor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.