The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Nailor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nailor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.