The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.