The Phantom Flag Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Nailor's stadium. Only over Nailor.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Nailor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nailor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.